A man met a beautiful girl and he decided he wanted to marry her rightaway. She protested, "But we don’t know anything about each other."
He replied, "That’s all right; we’ll learn about each other as we go along."
So she consented, and they were married, and went on honeymoonto a very nice resort.
One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was followed bya three rotations in jack-knife position before he again straightened outand cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he cameback and lay down on his towel.
She said, "That was incredible!"
He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we’d learnmore about ourselves as we went along."
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was movingso fast that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool wouldhardly be gone before she was already touching the other end of the pool. After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed backout and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.
He said, "That was incredible ! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"
"No", she said, "I was a prostitute in Venice and I worked both sides of the canal."