Spend three minutes taking this short quiz consisting of 4 simple questions.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open therefrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whethe r you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer:
Open therefrigerator, put in the elephant and close therefrigerator.
Correct Answer:
Open therefrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through therepercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in therefrigerator.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting
This tests whethe r you learn quickly from your mistakes.
When tested around 90% of New Labour MPs got all questions wrong. But many pre-school children got several correct answers.
This conclusively disproves the widely held the ory that most New Labour MPs have the brains of a four year old.