Mar 152012
Bert and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.
Bert suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to
immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now, why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.
"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don’t want some other
asshole using my stuff. . . ."
"What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?"