Mar 152012
An Essex girl is crossing the road, when she gets hit by a car. As she is lying on the ground, the driver, rushes outof the car to see if she is alright.
"I’m so sorry luv! I just didn’t see ya. Are ya OK?" he blurts out.
"Everyfink is justa blur, I can’t see a fing" she says, tearfully.
Concerned, the man leans over the woman to test hereyesight. He asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"
"Ah fekkin "ell NO!" she screams."Don’t tell me I’m paralyzedfrom the waist down an all!!!"