Donald and Daisy duck have just got married and are spending their honeymoon at the Las Vegas Hilton. Donald is feeling mighty randy tonight and cant wait to give Daisy a good goosing!
He waddles over to her on the bed, takes off her lacey underwear, is just about to slip her a crippler when Daisy cries, “Stop right there Donald, Where’s your condom”?
“F*ck off Daisy, we’re married now, I never packed them and besides, where am I gonna get condoms at this time of night?”
“I don’t give a sh*t”, she says, “you are not poking me without a condom.”
Muttering and swearing to himself, Donald storms out of the Bridal suite and downstairs into the lobby thinking, god what am I going to do. He walks up to Reception and a asks the lady in an embarrassed tone, “Err, where can I get some condoms from, please miss?”
The receptionist having seen and heard it all before replies, “Right here sir, we have plenty in stock, would you like me to put them on your bill?”
To which Donald replies, “What do you think I am? A f*ckin” pervert or something?”