Mar 152012
A cowboy had just gotten married and found a nice hotel for the wedding night. He approached the front desk with his new wife and asked for a room.
He said, "We’re on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, "You want the ’Bridal’?"
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nope, I reckon not. I’ll just hold onto her ears til she gets used to it."