A young couple are flying to Bali to get married. Before getting there, the girl says to the guy that she has a confession to make: thereason that they have not been toointimate is because she is very flat-chested. The guy thought about it for a while, and said hedoes not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in amarriage.
A little later, the guy turned to the girl and said thathe also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist, it is just like ababy. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she alsobelieved there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage.
They were happy to be honest with each other. They went on to Bali and gotmarried on the beach. On their wedding night, the guy took off his clothe s. One glance at the guy’swedding tackle and the girl fainted and fell to the floor.
After she recovered the guy said "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?
"The girl said "You told me it was just like a baby".
The guy replied "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches".