Mar 152012
An elderly man walks into a confessional. . .
Old Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I f*cked each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Old Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Old Man: "I’m Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I’m 92 years old . . . I’m telling everybody."