A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was atwork. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway.
"Oh My God! Hurry! Grab your clothe s, " she yelled to her lover, "and jump out the window. My husband’s home early!"
"I can’t jump out the window!" came the strangled reply frombeneath the sheets."I’m naked and it’s raining cats and dogs."
"If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!" shereplied."He’s got a very quick temper and a shotgun!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he began running down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town’s annual marathon. So he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" as best he could. It wasn’t that effective!
After a little while, a small group of runners, who had beenstudying him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh, yes!" he replied, gasping for air."It feels so wonderfully free having the air blow over all your skin while you’re running."
Another runner moved alongside."Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
"Oh, yes!" our friend answered breathlessly."That way I canget dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car togo home!"
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried."Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Only when it’s raining, " he replied.