Sam & Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and Sam says to Becky "Becky, I was wondering. . . Have you ever cheated on me?" Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why vould you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question. . ."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please. . ."
"Well, all right, 3 times. . ."
"3, hmmm, well when were they?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 yrs old and you really wanted to start that business on your own and no bank would give you a loan. . .
Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked. . ."
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. . . . So when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you. . .
Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you were in good shape again. . ."
"I can’t believe it!! Becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. . . I couldn’t have a more wonderful wife. . . all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the fishing club . . . . And you were 97 votes short. . . ."