Mar 152012
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It’s gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That’s it! She blows her top! "You b@stard!
You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed."Oh no – it’s started!"