After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that was enough. They could not afford a larger house so, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules)and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn’t want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (small fireworks), light it, put itin a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man but I don’t see how puttinga cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So, the couple drove to get a second opinion. The second doctor was just about to tell them about the medical procedure for a vasectomywhen he realized how truly backwards these people were. This doctor instead told the an to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in abeer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both physicians couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb andput it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began tocount "1. . . 2. . . 3. . . 4. . . 5. . .", at which point he paused, placed the beer can betweenhis legs and resumed counting on his other hand. . . . .