American Oil Shortage

A lot of folks can’t understand how the Americans came to have an oil shortage.

Well, there’s a very simple answer. . .
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
They just didn’t know they were getting low.
The reason for that is purely geographical. . .

American oil reserves are located in. . .

Alaska
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California
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Dakota (North)
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Idaho
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Florida (Coastal)
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Kansas
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Louisiana (Coastal)
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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Texas
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Utah
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The DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!

Any Questions???
NO? Didn’t think So.