Mar 152012
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Tony, and I am a S-N-A-G"
Another guy says, "What’s that?"
Tony says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy."
Another guy says, "My name is Gary, and I am a D-I-N-K."
A girl at the bar asks, "What’s that?"
He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids."
A woman says, "That’s nice. My name is Shirley, and I am a W-I-F-E."
Tony says, "A W-I-F-E? What’s a W-I-F-E?"
She says, "Oh you know, that means, "Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."