Mar 152012
Three friends got married on the same day and honeymooned together at the same hotel. They decided to secretly let the others know how well their efforts had gone in consumatingtheir marriages in the morning at breakfast by ordering therelevant amount of toast.
In the morning all three sat with their new wives at adjoining tables and ordered the irbreakfasts in turn
"I’ll have a full English breakfast with THREE slices of toast please." smiled the first.
"I’ll have a full English breakfast. Just ONE slice of toast with strawberry jam please." said the second glumly.
"I’ll have a full English breakfast with SEVEN slices of toast, " smirked the third"Oh! – and better make two of them BROWN please."