Mar 152012
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I’ll tell you, " replies the ugly bloke."You know I live by the railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies.
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top sometimes, her on top!"
"Fantastic, " exclaimed the barman."You lucky sod. Was she pretty?"
"I dunno, I never found her head."