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It has been brought to our attention that some jokes on this site are mildly offensive. Time permitting we will review them all and remove those which we deem to be insufficiently offensive.

Starter Joke

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No excuses


An English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.

A smart-@rse at the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When order is restored, the teacher smiles sympathe tically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "In your case, you’ll just have to show up anyway -- you can write with your other hand."



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